Spreading Christmas Fear
Let’s be honest. Santa and his elves have failed mankind.
Our children are a bunch of entitled little shits.
The more presents they get, the more they want.
It’s time to give THE TROLLS a chance!
“North Pole Troll” is an illustrated story book and creepy troll doll.
It’s also a dark and humorous new holiday tradition.
Elves inspire good behavior through PRESENTS!
Trolls inspire good behavior through FEAR!
North Pole Trolls live under the icy ground of the North Pole. Santa and his elves have kept them in the shadows, but now they are back with vengeance. The illustrated story book will elaborate on the mythology of North Pole Trolls.
Use your Troll to remind your naughty children and spouse to put their stuff away!
Use your North Pole Troll to protect your Egg Nog!
Terrorize your other inferior Christmas toys!
Place your Troll in random places to scare people for no good reason!
The possibilities are endless!
(North Pole Troll is in NOT associated with “Elf On The Shelf”)
Buts Troll do enjoy eating elves!